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rosiebeck:

This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.

wait what is this

This was worth the effort of opening up an incognito window and signing into my personal Tumblr to reblog, just saying.

OH MY GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD

JOHN BARROWMAN WHAT ARE YOU

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Stupid Stupid (John Green Version)

Alex Day
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[AGGRESSIVELY KNITS A SCARF TOWARDS YOU]

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  • young person:we're constantly silenced because of our age, and are at a higher risk for abuse. we are assumed to be horrible people, and when a single member of our age category fucks up, it is attributed to all of us. we aren't allowed to choose what happens to our own bodies. in many countries it is legal for our parents to hurt us physically, and it is illegal for us to defend ourselves against them. our problems and emotions are written off as "teen angst" or "tantrums" and this can make it nearly impossible for us to get support. practically every aspect of our existence is put into a double bind. we're expected and encouraged to be depressed and even suicidal, and no one thinks there's something wrong with this.
  • adult:adult privilege doesn't exist because i had to work an extra shift this week.
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  • 1/4 part of me:I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
  • 1/4 part of me:I want to punch people if they look at me and kick asses
  • 1/4 part of me:I want to make people laugh and be happy
  • 1/4 part of me:I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
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queenlovett:

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

marry me.

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okay so in my city there’s this billboard and nobody knows what it’s about or who it’s from, it’s just here

there’s no name

this is all it says

"I’m concerned about the blueberries"

that’s it

"I’m concerned about the blueberries"

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Royals / Come Together

Lorde / The Beatles
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